Mar. 11, 2003
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by Charles Bukowski
from Sifting Through the Madness for the Word, the Line, the Way (Ecco
the other day we were in a
bookstore in the mall
and my woman said, "look, there's
"I don't know him," I said.
"we had dinner with him
not too long ago," she said.
"all right," I said, "let's get
out of here."
Bob was a clerk in the store
and his back was to us.
my woman yelled, "hello, Bob!"
Bob turned and smiled, waved.
my woman waved back.
I nodded at Bob, a very
delicate blushing fellow.
(Bob, that is.)
outside my woman asked, "don't you
"he came over with Ella. re-
my woman remembers everything.
I don't understand it, although
I suppose it's polite
to remember names and faces
I just can't do it
I don't want to carry all those
Bobs and Ellas and Jacks and Marions
and Darlenes around in my mind. eating and
drinking with them is difficult en-
to attempt to recall them at will
is an affront to my well-
that they remember me is
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